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Calm The Fuck Down Shower Puck Gift Box
Calm The Fuck Down Shower Puck Gift Box
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When life is chaos, sometimes you just need to Calm The F*ck Down. This hilariously sassy yet seriously relaxing gift box is packed with three aromatherapy shower steamers designed to melt stress away and bring on the good vibes.
💨 What’s Inside?
✨ (1) Exhale The Bullshit Shower Steamer Puck– Eucalyptus: Clears your mind and refreshes your senses.
✨ (1) Ray of Fucking Sunshine Shower Steamer Puck – Lemon Verbena: Bright, uplifting, and guaranteed to improve your mood.
✨ (1) Calm The Fuck Down Shower Steamer Puck – Jasmine & Vanilla: A soothing floral blend to help you finally relax.
🌿 Why You Need This Self-Care Gift Box:
✔ A funny yet practical stress relief gift – perfect for anyone who needs a break.
✔ Aromatherapy spa experience at home – just place a steamer in the shower, breathe in, and chill.
✔ The ultimate self-care gift for women – great for busy moms, stressed-out friends, or anyone who deserves relaxation.
✔ Perfect for birthdays, Mother’s Day, Christmas, or just because – because we all know someone who needs to Calm The Fck Down.*
🎁 Gift-Ready & Guaranteed to Make Her Laugh
Whether you’re shopping for a funny best friend gift, a unique self-care box, or a relaxation gift set, this shower steamer trio is the perfect blend of humor and indulgence. Because let’s be real—stress is inevitable, but at least now she can handle it with a little more zen.









