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Calm The Fuck Down Mini Lotion

Calm The Fuck Down Mini Lotion

Regular price $9.99 USD
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Life’s chaotic—your skin doesn’t have to be. Our Calm The Fuck Down Mini Lotion is here to bring some much-needed chill to your day with a soothing blend of jasmine and vanilla. This 2oz travel-size bottle is the perfect little self-care escape for when shit gets real.

Toss it in your purse, keep it at your desk, or stash it in your car—because hydration and relaxation should always be within reach. With its lightweight, non-greasy formula, this mini lotion keeps your skin soft, smooth, and smelling absolutely divine.

Why You Need It:
✔️ Calming jasmine vanilla scent to mellow your mood
✔️ Travel-friendly size for self-care on the go
✔️ Absorbs quickly—no greasy hands, just soft skin
✔️ The perfect cheeky gift for someone who needs to chill

Take a deep breath, moisturize, and Calm The Fuck Down—because soft, stress-free skin is always in style. 💆‍♀️✨

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