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BUILD YOUR OWN BUNDLE
Mini but mighty—and going fast.
Buy any 2 mini lotions, get the 3rd free.
Toss one in your purse, one in your car, and one wherever your bullshit threshold is lowest.
Let customers speak for us
Both orders were for Christmas gifts, and they have received rave reviews! The hand and body lotion is silky and non greasy, and i am told the sugar scrub is fantastic for feet!! And everything smells heavenly. I think my next order might be a gift for myself!
Got it in time for Christmas. It was showing it was arriving for after Christmas but showed up early.
Got it in time for Christmas. It was showing it was arriving for after Christmas but showed up early.
Purchased as a gift so I haven’t opened it yet but good size item and just hilarious!!
It was a gift for a badass niece and she loved it!
What customers think about the store
Store specializes in humorous wellness products with high-quality scents and ingredients. Customers consistently praise fast shipping, excellent packaging, and outstanding customer service. Products make ideal gifts for friends and family, generating laughter ...
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FAQs
We have over 500 stockists all over the US and Canada. To view the full list you can use our store locator.
We’ve got your back. If there’s a problem with your order, just reach out within 14 days of delivery. We’ll get you sorted with a refund or replacement, whatever makes the most sense for you. For the full policy click here.
Yes, we wholesale exclusively with Faire. You can find us here
We usually pack your order with love within 3 business days. Everything ships from East Tennessee via USPS, and transit times are typically 3–5 business days.
Every order comes with tracking, so you can stalk your package like a pro.
During the holiday madness, we may need 5–7 business days to ship, and USPS might take their sweet time—so plan ahead if it’s a gift.
Just a heads up: we can’t guarantee delivery dates once it leaves our hands. We wish we could hand-deliver everything ourselves, but alas—we’re not wizards.
Absolutely. Just enter their shipping address at checkout instead of yours, and we’ll take care of the rest. It makes a damn good surprise.
Yep! When in doubt, let them pick their own favorites. Digital gift cards are available and delivered straight to their inbox.
